6 day creation, can Cats make any difference?

[St. Jackanapes]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, yowie posted this crap...

Not afriad to mock Jesus, yowie posted this...

Believe in Jesus Christ above all else according to the King James
Version bible,

How does one go about adopting a belief such as this? Seems to me it
would be near impossible to simply 'believe' something so vaguely
defined and unsupported by evidence. What if it doesn't work? How do I
stop believing? How do I know if I 'believed' properly?

and see if you do or do not have immediate discernible evidence of
receiving the Holy Spirit.

What sort of evidence?
Err..
Can I try this on my neighbour's cat?

Don't you dare! That's animal cruelty. I'll call the Australian SPCA on
you.

That's RSPCA here.
Too late. So.. how the fuck do get this newly Spooked cat to stop pissing
on the Sprenger's Asparagus?

Try rubbing the weed with tuna fish so that the cat eats the asparagus.
Problem solved.

[yowie]

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, yowie posted this crap...

Not afriad to mock Jesus, yowie posted this...

Believe in Jesus Christ above all else according to the King James
Version bible,

How does one go about adopting a belief such as this? Seems to me it
would be near impossible to simply 'believe' something so vaguely
defined and unsupported by evidence. What if it doesn't work? How
do I stop believing? How do I know if I 'believed' properly?

and see if you do or do not have immediate discernible evidence of
receiving the Holy Spirit.

What sort of evidence?
Err..
Can I try this on my neighbour's cat?

Don't you dare! That's animal cruelty. I'll call the Australian SPCA
on you.

That's RSPCA here.
Too late. So.. how the fuck do get this newly Spooked cat to stop
pissing on the Sprenger's Asparagus?

Try rubbing the weed with tuna fish so that the cat eats the asparagus.
Problem solved.

Too late. I 'raptured' it.

With a shovel.